I wanna contribute to the chaos.
I don’t wanna watch and then complain
'cause I am through finding blame
that is the decision that I have made
she hopes I’m cursed forever to
sleep on a twin-sized mattress
in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life
never graduating up in size to add another
and my nightmares will have nightmares every night
oh, every night, every night
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
goddamn kids these days with their catching who and doctor fire
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains - D.I.Y. Orgasms
WHO NEEDS LOVE? NOT ME!
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? I GOT ME!
WHO NEEDS DRUGS? ME!
WHO NEEDS SEX? I GOT ME!
[applies entire tube of chap stick onto chapped lips] much better
Grandma’s a drinka
"there’s nothing to drink"
is bye an emotion
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.